Neven Heaven

Last week I went off to the kitchen,

I was so nervous - I was almost itchin',

Neven Maguire is a brilliant cook,

He even has lots of books.

I've cooked so much - You wouldn't believe,

I never thought I could even achieve.

I cooked as much as any other staff,

And everybody was up for a laugh.

We listened to Music and always joked,

I was always scared if a customer choked.

I made mushroom popcorn and meringues with beetroot,

I made so many meals with the coolest fruit.

I always wore my chef whites,

I didn't even mind working the nights,

Definitely the best week of my life, 

And only one little cut with the tip of a knife.

Words can't describe the week I had, 

So ask me questions I'd be glad,

Wish I was there right this minute,

If I were you its a CV I'd submit.